Meet the Marinating Bovine
OG BLACK & WHITE 🥩
The hockey stick that's udderly unforgettable! Featuring a sleek, cow-print design, this stick is here to milk your skills on the ice. Made from premium materials for top-tier slap shots and precision passes, the Bovine Blade is as functional as it is fun.
Whether you're gliding into the barn (or rink) or grazing the blue line, this stick will have your opponents cow-struck. Perfect for farm-fanatics, cow-lovers, and anyone who likes to put the "moo" in "smooth moves."
Looks illegal. probably is.
LASER CHROME ⚡️
Ditch the ordinary and dominate the ice with the Chrome Crusher, the hockey stick that turns heads and blinds the competition—literally. With a sleek, mirrored chrome finish, this stick isn’t just here to play; it’s here to dazzle.
Built for elite performance, the Chrome Crusher combines cutting-edge materials with futuristic style. Its reflective surface ensures your opponents will be too busy admiring your gear to stop your slap shot. Warning: sunglasses may be required.
Shinier than your dreams of going d1
🧈 GOLD PLATE
Unleash your inner champion with the Gold Member, the hockey stick that screams luxury and performs like a legend. With a stunning gold-plated finish, this stick is made for players who don’t just want to win—they want to shine while doing it.
Crafted for peak performance and unrivaled style, the Gold Member glides through the rink with precision and grace. It's lightweight, powerful, and impossible to miss. When you’ve got this golden weapon in your hands, every pass, slap shot, and goal feels like striking gold.
looks like candy. hits like a crime.
🍉 MIAMI VICE
Juicy Look. Lethal Intent.
This isn’t just a hockey stick — it’s a lifestyle. The Watermelon Miami Vice Beef Clapper is our most anticipated drop, dripping in that unmistakable pastel pink and ice blue — a colorway that looks like a frozen watermelon cocktail and hits like a southbound freight train.
Inspired by the neon-soaked streets of 1980s Miami, this stick is built for the player who skates like a ghost and claps like a made man. It’s smooth, flashy, and just a little bit dangerous — like a mob boss on vacation. Whether you’re lighting the lamp or cruising warmups with gold chain energy, this twig turns heads and starts conversations you might not want to finish.
It’s got that juicy look and lethal feel. Snipes louder. Chirps sharper. Moves cleaner. This is the stick that says:
“Yeah, it’s pink. And it just put one top cheddar.”
🕶️ Vice vibes. Violent clappers. One-time drop.
🛡️ BEEF CLAPPER Limited Warranty
Built for bombs. Backed for 30 days.
All BEEF CLAPPER hockey sticks come with a 30-day limited warranty from the date of purchase. We stand behind our gear and back every stick for manufacturer defects — but remember, these weapons were built to rip, not baby.
✅ What’s Covered:
- Breaks due to manufacturer defects during normal on-ice play
- Delamination, blade separation, or structural failure not caused by abuse
❌ What’s Not Covered:
- Damage from slashes, blocked shots, or heavy contact
- Playing on non-ice surfaces (asphalt, cement, driveway dangles, etc.)
- Cosmetic wear (chips, scratches, paint fade — we call that character)
- Any stick that’s been cut, modified, or altered
- Replacement sticks (warranty does not restart)
📅 Claim Window:
- Claims must be submitted within 30 days of your purchase date
- You must include proof of purchase and photos of the damage
🔁 If Approved:
- You’ll get a one-time replacement of the same or similar model (subject to inventory)
- If the stick is sold out (limited drops = limited stock), we may offer store credit or early access to the next drop
💬 Final Note:
We make elite sticks for beauty goals and bar-down bombs — but hockey is chaos, and not every break is a defect. That’s the price of clapping bombs.
Got questions or need to submit a claim?
Hit us up at: info@beefclapper.com